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[Dec. 11th, 2008|01:54 pm] |
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ps I drank too much coffee and got diarrhea |
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| I'm hungry |
[Dec. 11th, 2008|12:00 pm] |
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The ups driver i work with says krispy kreme donuts are better than dunkin donuts because they stay fresher longer. That's how he rates the quality of food. Not how good it tastes, but how long you can leave it to sit and have it retain the attributes of food. Maybe he bought twenty donuts of each type and wrote the times when he ate them and then rated the freshness of each and how far he can push the limit.
i only really like the boring plain donuts you get at the supermarket anyway. i can't wait to go to badger fresh and get a burrito and just leave it to sit underneath the computer desk here for about six hours and gauge how fresh it stays. |
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| AWESOME |
[Dec. 10th, 2008|09:59 am] |
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| OINK >:(:)( |
[Dec. 9th, 2008|10:38 pm] |
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| Audiobooks suck |
[Dec. 9th, 2008|12:52 pm] |
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Except if you are blind then I guess they might seem okay, I don't want to offend any of you blind people reading this. Regular books make me sneeze since I'm allergic to dust, but they are still better than audiobooks because reading is a lot better than sitting in this computer chair with the screws piercing the fabric(and my ass) listening to someone drone and not even looking at anything because I won't be able to follow along with the audiobook if I see something. So I have to just sit there like I've been lobotomized and drool is spilling out of my slack jawed mouth while a Curious George audiobook is playing. Reading is a lot better than this. Even if I don't get free pizza for reading like in 1st grade like I deserve.
Kenny vs Spenny season 5 is pretty good so far. "Who can wear a gorilla suit the longest" is great. I'M TALKING TO MYSELF. |
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| UPDATE |
[Dec. 8th, 2008|11:29 am] |
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I changed my mind, the tuna fish sub wasn't really that good at all. Plus there was a bone in it. AN ADMIRABLE TRY FISH BUT I SURVIVED YOUR ATTEMPT ON MY LIFE. I should have eaten oatmeal with maybe some nuts, brown sugar and raisins because that tastes much better and doesn't involve any angry vengeful murderous fish. I have a job working at UPS now which is a great job for a really butch lesbian like myself. it teaches me the value of hard work and that an honest days work for a days pay is very important! just kidding, i'm not retarded it sucks. at least I can wear my hoody over the uniform. goofy looking people like me should not have to wear uniforms. it's cruel and unusual!! like dressing up a cat but a million times less awesome and a billion times more sad and probably nothing like dressing up a cat at all. a better metaphor would be that it is like putting a uniform on me or beating a homeless man to death with a bag of chips. which i may or may not have done today!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| NEW FRIEND ADVENTURES |
[Dec. 8th, 2008|10:20 am] |
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I was leaving subway today with delicious fish inside my stomach pouch and some creepy looking kid with a graphic hoodie sitting down outside starbucks was like HEY DO YOU HAVE AN EXTRA DOLLAR and I was like yeah I have a lot now actually and walked away ha ha he is homeless and needs money for meth boy that fish sub was tasty |
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| DEAR LIVEJOURNAL |
[Dec. 7th, 2008|11:37 am] |
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| | Justice - New Jack | ] |
DEAR LIVEJOURNAL SHOULD I GET A TEC 9 TATTOOED ON MY NECK SO THAT GIRLS LIKE ME? |
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| ENERGY DRINKS |
[Dec. 5th, 2008|08:33 am] |
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DID YOU KNOW THAT ENERGY DRINKS ARE ACTUALLY NOT VERY GOOD AT GIVING YOU ENERGY BECAUSE THEY ARE FILLED WITH WHAT IS CALLED SWEET POISON THAT WILL SPREAD TOXINS THROUGH YOUR BODY, GO LOOK IT UP ON THE INTERNET THIS IS REAL |
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| I hate job hunting! |
[Nov. 21st, 2008|09:30 am] |
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None of the interviewers that I talk to understand my situation. I try again and again to tell them how I'm a ten thousand year old dragon lord waiting for the alignment of the skies to trigger my metamorphosis and it's like they don't even get it. Don't they understand that I need to eat man food during this part of my cycle? And when I beat my powerful dragonkin wings and flap out of the interview room, they don't even quake in fear. Has the whole world gone mad? *flaps to local fast food restaurant to find out* |
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